Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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WHY IS IT STILL RAINING? #letmedie #killmevermont #justdoitalready #givesupforever #yoloswag
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- Hannibal: He's had a mild seizure.
- Dr. Gideon: That doesn't seem to bother you.
- Hannibal:
- Dr. Gideon:
- Hannibal:
- Dr. Gideon:
- Hannibal: I said it was mild.
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Post reblogged from Fucking medical dramas
I need a psychiatrist because of Hannibal but I’m also scared of psychiatrists because of Hannibal you see my problem
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Photo reblogged from La Vida Sin Amor
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.
Blubberbutt Comedicmismatch, nice to meet you.
Bedbug Cunningscratch but you can call me Dave.
Hey there, I’m Beachbody Slumberbelch
Blenderdick Flubbercrack
(Source: evayna)
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this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
Go to sleep
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Post reblogged from impossible things
UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
wait, so what is it in america then?
100 A+
95 A
90 A-
86-89 B+
85 B
80 B-
76-79 C+
75 C
70 C-
65-69 D
Anything below that is an F
is that real??
yup
Yup.
Yup.
Oh yes.
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Photoset reblogged from rebels at stagnation
Mads Mikkelsen,Philippe Garcia for Madame LeFigaro
Just like that, BAM, I am in red shoes. On a couch, seducing you. xoxo, Hannibal
Ughhhhhhhhhhh I like himmmmmmmm
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Photoset reblogged from It's a Metaphor, Fool.
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
I love Target so much, guys. This just validates my love even more.
Targettttttt!
