“People always say ‘Oh I think President Bush is stupid’. You know, he’s not stupid. Stupid is ‘Oh my God I just ate soap!’ He’s not stupid. When you listen to him talk, you realize that he talks like he’s talking to someone who’s stupid. Which means, we’re stupid.”—Jon Stewart
“I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere’s a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I’m selling? No. Do I know what I’m doing today? No. But I’m here, and I’m gonna give it my best shot.”—Hansel, from the movie “Zoolander”, aka the most quoted movie in my entire being.
“Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”—Derek Zoolander, from the movie “Zoolander”
I saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button tonight, and it blew my mind in the most fantastic way possible. This movie is freaking brilliant. I can’t even talk about how amazing it was. Seriously, go see it. Definitely a life changing experience… I kid you not.