Clockwork Orange County: Archive

Feb 28th

Sorry about the excessive spamming yesterday.

Let’s just say I was bored and didn’t want to memorize present perfect auf Duetsch.

Feb 27th

I was patronizing you, like I'm doing now. Fat...

squidowlrobot: I don’t even get your title that time. Wtf? She clearly cannot lose. Because Oh No! That’d just be too much. oprahnoodlemantra: squidowlrobot: She’s kinda a whore and loves to prove it to us day after day. Leave it to Sara Seman to care. At all. oprahnoodlemantra: squidowlrobot: Leave it to Meridith Gelmetti to pretend she’s a cool kid. Leave it to Sara Seman...

Feb 27th

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She clearly cannot lose. Because Oh No! That'd...

squidowlrobot: She’s kinda a whore and loves to prove it to us day after day. Leave it to Sara Seman to care. At all. oprahnoodlemantra: squidowlrobot: Leave it to Meridith Gelmetti to pretend she’s a cool kid. Leave it to Sara Seman to embellish and misspell her own quote. oprahnoodlemantra: squidowlrobot: sara semen brings you the prono that rocked a thousand worlds: the...

Feb 27th

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Watch

You can watch the entire thing if you want, but I think especially from 6:51 is hilarious. Every time.

Feb 27th

Leave it to Sara Seman to care. At all.

squidowlrobot: Leave it to Meridith Gelmetti to pretend she’s a cool kid. Leave it to Sara Seman to embellish and misspell her own quote. oprahnoodlemantra: squidowlrobot: sara semen brings you the prono that rocked a thousand worlds: the vampire that brought the widow to her peak. thank you i will now take your money and sperm donations.

Feb 27th

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Leave it to Sara Seman to embellish and misspell...

squidowlrobot: sara semen brings you the prono that rocked a thousand worlds: the vampire that brought the widow to her peak. thank you i will now take your money and sperm donations.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

Watch

Major lulz on Conan.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

Do buildings in Canada have doors? →

Feb 26th

In other news...

JON STEWART IS COMING TO UVM! I JUST BOUGHT A TICKET! I’M GOING TO PASS OUT WHEN I SEE HIM, FOR REALZ. Believe me, the caps are necessary. Jon Stewart is my flippin idol. Only out of respect do I not know both of his kid’s names.

Feb 25th

Today when I was walking from German to Archaeology, I saw a kid who looked like James Franco smoking a cigarette. I fake passed out. It was great.

Feb 25th

If only you knew what I was referring too...

Me: apparently, hugh jackman is an anderson cooper
Sara: uhhhhhhh
Sara: i see your bid adn i raise you a jon stewart.

Feb 25th

Lol, "after she smelled salts" →

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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“I think the word bromance is so passé,” Downey grinned. “We are two...”

– Robert Downey Jr. on the upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie

Feb 23rd

“What’s black and white and completely over? Give up? It’s...”

– Jon Stewart

Feb 23rd

Feb 22nd

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Walter Reed, by Michael Penn Part 2 of...

Feb 22nd

Grey Room, by Damien Rice I heard this song from...

Feb 21st

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I love this clip. 1. Climbing trees. 2. Sex in trees. 3. Stephen Colbert.

Feb 21st

Watch

Many lulz indeed.

Feb 21st

Feb 18th

In The Deep, by Bird York

Feb 17th

Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit →

Feb 17th

Feb 16th

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Best Roller Coaster Souvenir Photos! →

sparklypoo: I was gonna add a bunch of these individually, but I’m lazy. So just go here. :) We need to go on roller coasters this summer and take some of these!!! :D

Feb 16th

alisonsthoughts: I’m going up to Massachusetts today to visit my Aunt and Uncle. Then tomorrow my mom, dad, and myself are revisiting the University of New Hampshire. I want to go there so bad it hurts. omg hey so I’m currently in West Lebanon, New Hampshire right now with my sister and my dad. I think they are looking at Plymouth State tomorrow… but OMG SAME STATE!!!!! AHHH!!!...

Feb 15th

I love Ellen DeGeneres. →

Feb 15th

Feb 14th

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It's the corn-dogs.

Me: Isn't it ridiculous that one out of four people in America don't believe in evolution?

Rach: GOD! THEY ARE SO STUPID! ALL THEY DO IS EAT CORN DOGS AND GO TO CHURCH!

Feb 13th

The 11 Weirdest George W. Bush Paintings →

Feb 13th

Sara and I were discussing who we'd sleep with if...

Sara: I am finding this rather difficult...
Me: well vaginas are gross
Sara: not like we have to touch them
Me: that's true

Feb 13th

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Sigh

I just got back my prehistoric archaeology paper from last week. Dr. Cameron Wesson only commented three times on the entire thing: “Nice!” to my lame Dr. Strangelove-referencing title, “Well written and clever” at the end of my first essay, and “Again, very well written. You did an excellent job with this writing assignment” at the end of my second essay. I...

Feb 13th

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All These Things That I’ve Done by the...

Feb 13th