April 2009
Writing on the wall...
Girly handwriting: I
Scrawled guy handwriting: so does your mom
All-caps handwriting: AS DID NINJAS
March 2009
Number one threat to society...
Okay, I’m sorry, I should be doing work, but I’m reading my archaeology book, and I’m flipping through the different sections, looking at the titles. They go “Why were the Neandertals replaced?”, “Could Neandertals talk?”, and then, “Did Neandertals worship cave bears?”
Okay, so picture this, I’m sitting on the third floor of...
Jon Stewart
was amazing. OMG. He was so good, and so funny, and he’s so my role model, and I am so in love. He said amazing, funny things, and I CAN’T wait for a recording to make it to YouTube so you guys can see it because it was so ridiculously amazing. I can’t even try to tell you some of the things he said, because I would probably ruin the awesomeness by not repeating them...
Indeed it would have...
Sara: Well I'm so tired I actually want to go to bed right now.
Mer: Well so am I.
Sara: You don't look tired, even playing with your headphones like that.
Mer: That's because I'm an actress.
Sara: You're not an actress, you're a stage manager.
Mer: I feel like that would have hurt a lot of people's feelings at Cheshire High.
OMG. It just hit me. I'M SEEING JON STEWART IN...
FMLs aren't even that fun when they happen to you.
Last night, I was sending out emails to a ka-trillion people, approximately. In one email, I had to attach a rehearsal report for the rehearsal I had last night, and in the other, I had to attach a paper I had written for sociology. Usually, just to be clear and efficient, I also include a little note in the email, something along the lines of “I’ve attached my _________ paper”...
My town needs a ban on cars for while.
primordialsoup:
alisonsthoughts:
Within this past week, someone got hit by a car in front of the school and today a teacher drove into the school leaving a large hole.
And this all happened this week.
IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY!
I’m scared for the rest of the week…
I know, right?! Poor Mrs. Maisto… but I least I didn’t have my math test first period. Because my math teacher was the one who...
Okay, there is a moment in this trailer where Johnny Depp has this incredible sexy smirk on his face while he’s sitting in a movie theatre, and I absolutely died. I cannot wait for this movie!!!
I have AIM again.
alisonsthoughts:
I couldn’t take Facebook IM anymore.
It kinda sucks.
A lot.
I still think hothothothot…person would have been a good AIM name, but whatevs. Yours is cool too.
Mermaids. →
I don’t know if you guys have access to JSTOR or not, but I just read the sickest article for archaeology about mermaids. Legit.
Weird Dream #6213
primordialsoup:
There was a banquet for me…at the mall. With my teachers ‘n such seated at little round tables everywhere, and a giant powerpoint screen on a wall, displaying pictures of myself. If this wasn’t creepy enough, my Advisor Mr. Dvarskas, who was dressed in a tight red jogging suit, kept standing in front of the screen and giggling like a weirdo.
My friend Alison comes up to me and...
Nobody walks into a McDonald’s and asks, “So, what’s good...
– Robin Leidner, author of my sociology book. Satirically? Really?
Someone unfollowed me today.
alisonsthoughts:
I’m sad.
Am I not witty enough for you?
Not insightful enough?
I hate when this happens.
I thought we had something!!
….God, I’m pathetic.
I’m so sorry for your loss.
VT!
Going back to Vermont today! I’m going to miss all you guys… but to be fair, its going to be 7-8 weeks tops. So I’ll see you soon. :P And also, we have tumblr. :D
Aren’t waffles better than panquakes?!?!?!
– Alison, being the cool kid in this situation. :B
Today...
Here are some things I found out today.
-Alison got asked to Prom! Cute! -I have a 5 page zany research paper for Prehistoric Archaeology due on Monday, and I really really really want to put it off until I get back, which would be about 10 pm on Sunday. -I just found out my final exam schedule… Good news is I only have 2 finals. Not-sure-how-I-feel-about-it news, they fall 1 week...
With MTV Movie Awards Best Kiss Winner Tobey... →
George Clooney-flavored Tofu? WHAT?!?!?!? →
Bromances. →
I hate my parents and I hate my siblings and their friends and I hate having the live with them, even temporarily, and I hate everything right now.
I got into my top-choice college!
sparklypoo:
aka SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT STATE UNIVERSITY
OMG CONGRATS!!!!!!! THAT’S AWESOME!!! :D
Way to retain the point, Sara. Good going!
Me: watching good will hunting right now
Me: good movie
Sara: lol i love the part where it's not his fault.
GUH. I’m bored!