June 2009
“Chris Neale is spending the night with his bromance. ♥”
– Chris Neale, Facebook
May 2009
“At some point in there, [Jamie Hyneman] got an email that said “I want to...”
– Adam Savage on receiving Mythbusters fan mail
“Jon Stewart is an actor, comedian, TV host, and the imaginary boyfriend of...”
– Jon Stewart - TeeVeePedia
Tehe.
I kinda just wanna peace out of this condo and...
Anyone down?
WatchFunny thing is, this so happens.
I love when people are really rude to me.
alisonsthoughts:
Except not.
I love when people are like, “Oh my God, you should take this money a Nigerian Prince left you and transfer it to an account and then you’ll get this fantastic reward money and it will all work out.”
Except not.
…
But I hope people are less rude to you!
littlewendycat:
I like unattainable and unavailable boys. It’s sad.
Welcome to being a girl.
Remember that time when: I didn't sleep.
Just a little update:
I’ve been awake since 9:30 am, Saturday morning. As of now, it’s approximately 8:30, Monday morning. And if my sleep deprived brain can calculate this correctly, that would be 47 hours. I’m pretty that’s approaching my record.
At any rate, I’m tired. And I can’t sleep.
…
Well, this sucks.
Submit!!!!!!!! :D →
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Okay, so apparently my tumblrarity or whatever the hell it is called is at 9 right now, and it was totally at 1 like two days ago. What that hell does that mean? Is 9 better than 1, or is 1 all like “#1 yeah!!”? I don’t get it!
In other news, today I designed a top made entirely out of scarves. It was pretty much the most stylin’ thing to ever exist, ever. It was also something I could only wear if I were extremely inebriated, and since I do not plan on ever becoming that wasted, I suppose it will never be worn again. But darn it, it was swell.
Usage of ever: 3
My Uncle Rick and his family compose the tallest family on the planet. Seriously, the shortest person in their immediate family is my cousin Lauren, who is 5’11”. My aunt Lisa is 6’0”, my uncle Rick is 6’8”, and my cousin Matt, I kid you not, is 6’11”. Just too ridiculous. Meanwhile, I get stuck with the shortest person in the Gelmetti family (my...
Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked, by Cage the...
On Missing Deadlines
“In addition to erasing assignments I have completed, I erase assignments that have passed.”
-Rachel Shapiro
My legs are fucking killing me.
alisonsthoughts:
I danced all last night at prom and ran around the fire pit at the after party.
I’m going to go sleep now.
By the way, last night was actually really fun.
Told. You. :D
