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Gold Digger by The Automatic
originally by Kanye West
(posted by mi alegria) 

I feel like I’m on coke when I listen to this.  And I like it.

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Jun 27, 2009
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Awww... Chatham! → news.aol.com
Jun 27, 2009
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Jun 24, 2009
6 Everyday Words With Disturbing Alternate Meanings → cracked.com
Jun 24, 2009
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Loving, Touching, Squeezin’, by Journey.

Jun 22, 2009
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Edward Cullen gets owned... as do I. → jezebel.com

I hate it when people beat me in reblogging hilarious things. :P

Jun 22, 2009
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I graduate tomorrow.

alisonsthoughts:

Holy shit.

See?  You’re a normal kid.  I never had this feeling.  It was just: hanging with friends, hanging with friends, wearing a white potato sack, hanging with friends.  I still don’t think it’s hit me that I’ve graduated.  :P

Jun 22, 2009
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Jun 22, 2009
Cancer-Stricken Girl Granted Wish to See 'Up' → gnn.com

Well I’m going to cry.

Jun 22, 2009
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I Feel Alright, by Steve Earle

Which is kinda funny, because I don’t know if I feel alright, but this song makes me feel okay.

Jun 21, 2009

I don’t feel so well right now.

Jun 21, 2009
This guy totally shot footage of a Florida Panther, which is like mad intense yo, because there are only about 100 left in the wild.  → news.aol.com
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Jun 20, 2009
I'm in a better mood now.

alisonsthoughts:

Why?

Because I just watched a hour straight of the Nostalgia Critic.

That man can make my mood so much better.

IT’S SO TRUE!  The other day, I was in a dreadful mood because my fam was being obnoxious so I went down into the basement and watched the Critic for probably an hour.  I reemerged from the basement with the cockles of my heart warmed.

Jun 20, 2009
Jun 20, 2009
“Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.” —Derek Zoolander
Jun 19, 2009
“Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people’s lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?” —Derek Zoolander
Jun 19, 20091 note
“I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere’s a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I’m selling? No. Do I know what I’m doing today? No. But I’m here, and I’m gonna give it my best shot.” —Hansel
Jun 19, 2009
Jun 19, 2009

I have a new car!!!!  His name is Klaus!!!!! :DDDDD

Jun 17, 20092 notes
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My tumblarity went from 1 to 25 in two days...

I hate tumblarity.

Jun 17, 2009
Jun 16, 2009172 notes
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Oh shit they added a new zodiac sign!

alisonsthoughts:

treasureisland:

baryons:

blaise:

kevinnat:

missdean:

turhan:

Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius - Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces - Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries - Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus - May 13 to Jun 21
Gemini - Jun 21 to Jul 20
Cancer - Jul 20 to Aug 10
Leo - Aug 10 to Sep 16
Virgo - Sep 16 to Oct 30
Libra - Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpius - Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus - Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius - Dec 17 to Jan 20

(via)

What I’m a pieces now?!

WTF I don’t want to be a Capricorn, I want my Aquarius

da fuw?

FUCK YEAH I DON’T HAVE TO BE A CAPRICORN ANYMORE HOLLAAAAAA

Wait, WHAT?!
No, I refuse to change.
I love being an Aquarius!!!!

This is such CRAP!!!!

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“(509): Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you” —

texts from last night: best nights

last one, I swear…

Jun 15, 2009
“(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.” —texts from last night: best nights
Jun 15, 2009
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