carefreehighway: God. Show descriptions are killing me. For the episode coming on of Chopped it says, “The judges hope the pasta dishes are not half bad.” …right. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Show descriptions have been killing me since the day I was born.
When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
andymasfar: mavistai: FOREVER FUCKING REBLOG! WHOEVER MADE THIS. I.LOVE.YOU. LMFAO BEST GIFS EVAR
I leave Tumblr for TWO days, and look what...
squidowlrobot: redvelvetmisery: So me and Sara will write a bitchin’ weight loss book someday. Someday.. xD Here are some of our rules. If you’ve never been over 200 pounds you’ve never actually been fat and you never get to complain. Once you lose 100lbs, THEN and ONLY THEN may you gloat about your diet. Don’t say diet and exercise didn’t work for you to lose weight. You’re lazy and did...
I just found out I passed math with a B-, yay!
primordialsoup: I had a D or C before I took the final, and I know I did well on it so I must have gotten an A on that shit! My dad looked at my transcript and was like, “Wow” and I was like, “I know! I fucked the shit out of the final!“ and he was like >8| at my comment and I was like *Poker Face*. BAH. If I could ever get a B- in math, I would cry with joy! Congrats girl!!
I am watching "My Cat From Hell".
And it is hysterical.