Clockwork Orange County

Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.

"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely

Me too, Jeff, me too.

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tyleroakley:

Bret Easton Ellis, writer of ”American Psycho,” claims actor Matt Bomer can’t be cast as a straight character because he’s openly gay. Not sure if Ellis knows what ‘acting’ is.

I just wrote a song called “People Are Stupid”. It’s pretty good actually.
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  Matt Bomer as Christian Grey is the only reason I would go see that movie.
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  It’s official, every horror/slasher/fantasy/sci-fi movie has to...redone. o__o We have to...
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  this ligthened up my evening :)
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  Dear John Green, I feel that my Stephen Ira Fights Bret Easton Ellis on a Cliff Campaign™ may be relevant to your...
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  Lol what? Neil Patrick Harris is openly gay and he’s been playing a straight womanizer for quite some time. And very...
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  Oh, ew. Follow-up to this crap was two pages of Ayn Rand retweets.
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  Seems to me we have no problem with a lot of openly straight actors playing gays. Seems to me they get awards upon...
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  Because a homosexual man could never convincingly play a heterosexual…
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  wat
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  Neil Patrick Harris should be the only proof anyone needs when it comes to gay actors acting straight characters.
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  I’m really confused re: why Bret Easton Ellis even CARES about this.
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