Clockwork Orange County

Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.

"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely

Me too, Jeff, me too.

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This one time, at band camp…

Posted 9 months ago
I can’t sleep. Which is so typical, I know. But seriously, for the first time in many days I have to wake up early for work, and of course it’s the one night that my brain decides to stay up way past 2 am.

So, I’m just hanging out. Counting down the hours until I get out of bed, brew some coffee, straighten my hair, and eat a bit of oatmeal before I show up horrendously early to open the store by myself (FOR THE FIRST TIME!).

I’m on podcast number three right now. Why am I not asleep? In other news, I’ve officially (officially…?) decided that Adam Savage is on my top 10 favorite tv people list. I was going to say top 10 favorite people list except then I started thinking about the history of humankind and I felt overwhelmed and ultimately too lazy to expend the energy on making an casual estimation of whether he’d make my top 10 favorite people list. You know, sentences.

Anyways, the internet. It’s a place. Tell your friends.
- pseudo-insomnia