Clockwork Orange County

Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.

"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely

Me too, Jeff, me too.

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jonahray:

Cheeeeeee!
thedailywhat:

Reverse Birther of the Day: President Barack Obama visited Gator’s Dockside, an Orlando sports bar, Saturday night as part of a bus tour of Florida. One young boy in the crowded restaurant, Andre Wupperman, hails from Hawaii, which led Obama to flash him a shaka hand sign — the Hawaiian “hello”.

Wupperman responded in kind, to which Obama playfully replied: “You were born in Hawaii? You have a birth certificate?”

We’ll just assume Obama didn’t make young Andre produce documentation.

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