Clockwork Orange County

Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.

"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely

Me too, Jeff, me too.

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Lights Out: A lot of people were upset about Kristen Stewart’s alleged cheating on Robert Pattinson. Many of them were crazy people.

This devoted fan, if the username “KristenPattinson513” suggests any allegiance, has upped the game to full conspiracy theory-levels not seen since A Beautiful Mind.

Not Safe For Work for some near-nudity.

[thanks, kiley!]

This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.
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  Y’all are crazy.
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  OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO THE FUCK MAKES THIS STUFF
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  This should be in the dictionary next to dedication
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