Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent:
Watching Cleopatra: Portrait of a Killer on the Military Channel (I saw “Cleopatra” and clicked, okay?), and in reference to Cleopatra and Julius Caesar the narrator just said, “On their very night together they sealed their alliance… in bed.”Emphasis not added.
GODDAMNIT I LOVE ALL THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH THE HISTORY CHANNEL. Mainly, because the History Channel is so full of it. And the narration they produce is always a STUNNING WORK OF ART.
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ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent said:
You’re a true friend. And seconded on the History Channel thing… except for, you know, aliens. B/c, wtf, History Channel?
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oprahnoodlemantra reblogged this from ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent and added:
GODDAMNIT I LOVE ALL THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH THE HISTORY CHANNEL. Mainly, because the History Channel is so full of it....
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