Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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Post reblogged from what terrifying final sights
now the same pizza guy is going “ok guys help me find my keys i want them to tell me to my FACE why they can’t deliver.” dude it’s fUCKING POURING WE ARE IN A TORNADO WATCH
We just got Dominos. The guy drive through the freaky weather after they had a power outage to bring us our cheesy cheesy bread and cheese pizzas.
#VERMONT LIFE.
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oprahnoodlemantra reblogged this from ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent and added:
OF COURSE! Granted, I need to watch the first two seasons, but you know, I can probably accomplish that in 2 days or...
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ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent reblogged this from oprahnoodlemantra and added:
I LOVE TWIN PEAKS!!!!!!!!! I introduced Mia to it this year and it was mostly just me going, “I know it’s weird, but if...
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bright-wings said:
If he comes back with pizza you have to tell us this.
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lady-tyrell posted this
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