Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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now the same pizza guy is going “ok guys help me find my keys i want them to tell me to my FACE why they can’t deliver.” dude it’s fUCKING POURING WE ARE IN A TORNADO WATCH
We just got Dominos. The guy drive through the freaky weather after they had…
Not exactly spinach and asiago, I couldn’t bear to order that specific combo without you! We are marathoning Twin Peaks and Crossing Jordan, like we do most nights. Tonight I was just feeling crampy so I felt justified in order two pizzas and a cheesy bread. TELEPORT TO US!!!!!
I LOVE TWIN PEAKS!!!!!!!!!
I introduced Mia to it this year and it was mostly just me going, “I know it’s weird, but if we just keep going you’ll love it,” interspersed with “It’s meant to be surreal, it’s okay to be confused,” and “You’re not supposed to know exactly what’s going on, it’s okay.”
Ugh, I’m so jealous right now. I wish I could teleport. Or, at least, I wish Nightcrawler was my boyfriend. Both are acceptable solutions.
I wish Nightcrawler was my boyfriend. Yeah, that’s how I got Aimee started on it. I was like, “It’s really, REALLY weird, so let’s just try the first episode” and we’ve gone from there. Every once in a while she will turn to me and ask “…What just happened?” and I’ll be like “just accept it” and it goes on.
Yeah, I like to think the reason I’m so weird is because my mum was watching Twin Peaks while she was pregnant with me. That’s also where she got Maddie’s name!
You’ve no idea how happy this makes me on many, many levels.
Also, once you guys are done watching the wonder of Twin Peaks, can we three watch S3 of the Vampire Diaries together live via Skype? I don’t care to watch it alone with no one to bitch to.
OF COURSE! Granted, I need to watch the first two seasons, but you know, I can probably accomplish that in 2 days or whatever.
(Source: sylphoftime)
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oprahnoodlemantra reblogged this from ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent and added:
OF COURSE! Granted, I need to watch the first two seasons, but you know, I can probably accomplish that in 2 days or...
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ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent reblogged this from oprahnoodlemantra and added:
I LOVE TWIN PEAKS!!!!!!!!! I introduced Mia to it this year and it was mostly just me going, “I know it’s weird, but if...
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bright-wings said:
If he comes back with pizza you have to tell us this.
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