Clockwork Orange County

Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.

"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely

Me too, Jeff, me too.

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.

SO glad I listened to this. Omfg.

I literally had tears in my eyes.

Possibly the greatest and worst thing in existence.

I’m rereblogging this because of hilarity.
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