Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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Did we just like each other's posts at the same time? Synergy!
Asked by ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent
SYNERGY! FUCK YEAH. In other news, I respect your previous (previous previous?) text. I can’t go on Tumblr at either of my parent’s houses unless they are in the other room. You never know what type of *thing* will pop up on your dash HA HA PUNS HA oh lord.
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ucanttouchthiswithoutmyconsent said:
PUNS! I love ‘em! I finally just moved up to my room. It also prevented him from telling me about the firewood I have to bring in every time he walked past. “Lot of firewood out there.” “Make sure to bring that wood in tomorrow.” etc. etc. etc.
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