Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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And all I want is to do is eat cheddar cheese. Of which we have none. How badly do I want this cheese? Bad enough to put on a bra and shoes? Bad enough to find my car keys? Bad enough to spend money on gas so I can make the trip back home? Bad enough to go the grossest and most aptly-named gas station (murder mart) at 1:29 in the morning to buy cheddar cheese?
Update: Yes.
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