Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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Seriously, self. Why do you feel so anxious?
Is it because it’s pretty late and you have to work a double tomorrow? Is it because you have an upset stomach and that somehow means you are dying? Cramp pain? Generalized anxiety? What is going down right now?
Okay, let’s just calm down that heart rate, and try to get to bed. Breathing. Breathing.
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