Clockwork Orange County

Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s): Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.

"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely

Me too, Jeff, me too.

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Photo reblogged from Rubberbutt Candlestick

songofages:

j0hn-wats0n:

benedictuscumberbatchus:

mel-is-sherlocked:

shertiel:

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

spideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

jessyohno:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

nuclearspooky:

beware the terrifying green desk

purple tea

oh man

gross

Purple Moose

lol

why do you have a fucking moose next to you

The Pink Nutella Jar

The Black Ipod

omg wat

THE BLACK CAT

YESSSSSS

Yellow couch!

Brown Badge

…

The Black Bookshelf…
wut.

The Blue Tissue??

The Naked Pillow. OH yes.
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  FEAR ME BITECHES! the green curtain I here.
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  Fuchsia Teacup
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  The Navy Couch Cousin
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  Tue dye Shower Curtain
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  Omg Rory. I’m Blue Pillow.
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  White Money. That sounds like a really racist boy band..
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  Look out- here comes the White Cat.
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  The Grey Hamper. Hm.
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  Blue Pillow
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  Yellow wall. It’s ok I guess. ._ .
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  The grey laundry basket. I’ll wrinkle ALL of your clothes!
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  I am the Tan Ink-Pen… Beware and tremble before me!!
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  White robe
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  So does Black Glass sound awesome or what?
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  Pink…Blue Cup
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  White carpet
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  Camouflage Magnifying Glass
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  blak cap …exelentenombre
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  white clock yea XD
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  turquoise tyrannosaurus rex Oh yeah! Eat it fat heads!!!!
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  White headphones .haha yes
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  Blue Drunk Skeleton in Bowler-hat… Oh dear.
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  Black Revision Book Fear me children!
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  Gray Polish
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  Orange multi purpose cleaner
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  The Red Pillow
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  The Pink Red Panda, haha I don’t think this worked.
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  The Gray Pillow, ill kill you with comfort.
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  Grey with a black owl blanket •____•
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