Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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- The Little Sister: My friend Alex's parents made up a day called "Gotcha!" where every year on this day we celebrate his adoption. Basically we all surprised him when he got home.
- Myself: Adorable!
- The Little Sister: yeah. it reminded me of you because when i was little either you are maddie said mom and dad stole me from a circus.
- Myself: You know, they did.
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