Clockwork Orange County

WHY IS IT STILL RAINING? #letmedie #killmevermont...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:39:04 -0400

WHY IS IT STILL RAINING? #letmedie #killmevermont #justdoitalready #givesupforever #yoloswag

Hannibal: He's had a mild seizure.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:45:31 -0400

Hannibal: He's had a mild seizure.
Dr. Gideon: That doesn't seem to bother you.
Hannibal:
Dr. Gideon:
Hannibal:
Dr. Gideon:
Hannibal: I said it was mild.

vivalaabsolution: I need a psychiatrist because of Hannibal but I’m also scared of psychiatrists...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:42:28 -0400

vivalaabsolution:

I need a psychiatrist because of Hannibal but I’m also scared of psychiatrists because of Hannibal you see my problem

Whoops, dyed my hair again. (at Starbucks Coffee)

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:36:40 -0400

Whoops, dyed my hair again. (at Starbucks Coffee)

What a fancy lady.

Sun, 26 May 2013 20:47:51 -0400

What a fancy lady.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:44:12 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:10:35 -0400

#newhampshireswag (at Uncommon Grounds)

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:37:00 -0400

#newhampshireswag (at Uncommon Grounds)

tellmeariddell: cumberbuddy: ipushedher: dervlaaarghhh: batch...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:12:10 -0400

tellmeariddell:

cumberbuddy:

ipushedher:

dervlaaarghhh:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.

Blubberbutt Comedicmismatch, nice to meet you.

Bedbug Cunningscratch but you can call me Dave.

Hey there, I’m Beachbody Slumberbelch

Blenderdick Flubbercrack

ayalynn: lameborghini: this pen will never know what a bagel...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:53:07 -0400

ayalynn:

lameborghini:

this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like

Go to sleep

ladyshiera: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipsh...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:48:13 -0400

ladyshiera:

nordicunicorn:

candyp0p:

uncomfortablechair:

vicsagod:

exceldamage:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

wait, so what is it in america then?

100 A+

95 A

90 A-

86-89 B+

85 B

80 B-

76-79 C+

75 C

70 C-

65-69 D

Anything below that is an F

is that real??

yup

Yup.

Yup.

Oh yes.

Best. Birthday cake. EVER. Thanks @aimeeisabeach! #birthday...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:52:19 -0400

Best. Birthday cake. EVER. Thanks @aimeeisabeach! #birthday #cake #slor

hannigramthings: mymadsmmindplace: Mads Mikkelsen,Philippe...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:30:46 -0400

hannigramthings:

mymadsmmindplace:

Mads Mikkelsen,Philippe Garcia for Madame LeFigaro

Just like that, BAM, I am in red shoes. On a couch, seducing you. xoxo, Hannibal

Ughhhhhhhhhhh I like himmmmmmmm

metal-now: norsegays: astrolope: People being angry about...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:45:58 -0400

metal-now:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman.

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

I love Target so much, guys. This just validates my love even more.

Targettttttt!

laughingsquid: Mike Rowe Uses His Dramatic Narrator Voice on...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:43:49 -0400

laughingsquid:

Mike Rowe Uses His Dramatic Narrator Voice on Fan’s Boring Family Home Movie in ‘Mike Rowe My Life’

minccinorris: the best fucking vine video ever

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:21:49 -0400

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

Oh my god, what are they wearing?

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:29:00 -0400

Oh my god, what are they wearing?

blackfashion: Bukky, Canada b2kz-ish.tumblr.com Instagram:...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:26:15 -0400

blackfashion:

Bukky, Canada

b2kz-ish.tumblr.com

Instagram: bukky_ade

I. Want. This. OUTFIT.

breebird33: hehehehe I really liked this one. Butts

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:25:06 -0400

breebird33:

hehehehe I really liked this one.

Butts

nerdshaveallthefun: gruntledandhinged: ALL of this. Encourage...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:24:10 -0400

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh