Clockwork Orange County
Age: 23
Gender: ridiculous lady-type, she/her pronouns and the like
Current location: Might as well be Quebec (Northern Vermont)
To make money I: sell sex toys and pop culture references at Spencer
Gifts, paint anything and everything for theatrical productions, and work at a tea shop. I'm versatile.
Current Obsession(s):
Hannibal, Once Upon a Time, Benedict Cumberbatch's chins
First Love: Joss Whedon. And Aladdin.
Husbands with the first name "David": David Tennant, David Beckham, David Duchovny, David Bowie, David Boreanaz.
"If the opportunity presented itself I would give myself, spiritually and sexually to David Bowie. In an instant." -Jeff Stokely
Me too, Jeff, me too.
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Post reblogged from I'd rather make friends through my laptop screen.
Why’d you put that there
That’s not where you got that from
You lazy asshole
Yell at me again
Don’t swipe your credit card yet
I’ll fucking punch you
“No barcode? It’s free!”
No it’s motherfucking not
Don’t be a shithead
Keep your kid in line
If they break it then you buy-
God fucking dammit
“any in the back?”
of course you’d ask that question
you fucking asshat
Vuvuzela sounds
Please don’t unwrap that dildo
Vibrating tongue ring
#spencerslife
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Photo reblogged from Practical Alchemy
my ass stays strapped
HNNNNNNGHHH GOOD LORD I WANT THOSE
HANNAH WE SELL THESE!!!
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Photo reblogged from Excuse me?
white hot flame
We sell these at Spencer Gifts.
Hannah, I love the fact that you always reblog the things we sell. <3
(Source: longcatislooooong)
