Just in case you all forgot that Hiddles was in a radio performance of Dracula on BBC Radio a few years back and that he produced the most delightful moans I’ve ever heard.
Nsfw, but goddamn,
Tom Hiddleston reads Bright Star by John Keats
Bright star, would I were stedfast as thou art—
Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night
And watching, with eternal lids apart,
Like nature’s patient, sleepless Eremite,
The moving waters at their priestlike task
Of pure ablution round earth’s human shores,
Or gazing on the new soft-fallen mask
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors—
No—yet still stedfast, still unchangeable,
Pillow’d upon my fair love’s ripening breast,
To feel for ever its soft fall and swell,
Awake for ever in a sweet unrest,
Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath,
And so live ever—or else swoon to death.
Stedfast as Keats’ eremite. <3
The word “apple” has five letters, the word “five” has four letters.
The word “pencil” has six letters, the word “six” has three letters, the word “three” has five letters and the word “five” has four letters.
Try it with any word.
The word Tumblr has six…
The word Benedict Cumberbatch has eighteen letters. The word eighteen has eight letters. The word eight has five letters. The word five has four letters.
The word Tom Hiddleston has thirteen letters. The word thirteen has eight letters. The word eight has five letters. The word five has four letters.
The word bald has four letters. Beat.
And when I say “Thor”, I mean Loki.
I mean, Chris Hemsworth is a hunk of lovemuffin and all, but I’m feeling Tom Hiddleston real bad. And I found out that he used his sexy Shakespeare-trained voice to record the audiobook “The Red Necklace” by Sally Gardner, so I immediately pirated off the interwebs.
Can I just say, the faces I make listening to this audiobook. In public. It’s great. Because Tom Hiddleston is great.